If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You don't make any sense
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