I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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