these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do herpes really smell.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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