oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
North Korea, Best Korea!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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