3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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