so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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