what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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