therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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