Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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