where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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