TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
