i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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