Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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