We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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