Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
A+ Viking dick
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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