: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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