I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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