I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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