You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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