I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
