I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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