we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it's like iHOP with fire
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I fill condoms, not promises.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Come share oat with me in your robe
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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