I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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