I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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