best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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