Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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