I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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