And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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