Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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