And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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