I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my being single is dangerous.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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