already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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