Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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