If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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