Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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