no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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