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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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