wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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