One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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