its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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