you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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