So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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