Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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