a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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