If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
one two three fourrrrnication!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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