Dual....:-)
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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