Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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