i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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