Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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