There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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