BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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