You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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