Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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