Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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