I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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