i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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