I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize