I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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